Seven silly jokes to make you smile today

  • I was dating an astronaut but she broke up with me. Apparently she needed more space.
  • I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
  • I've got a dog called Minton. He has a habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.
  • We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the man who was arrested at the board game shop? Apparently he walked in and said he was looking for Trouble.
  • What do you call an angry gorilla? Anything he wants you to.
  • What did the guitar say to its strings? Stay tuned.

Source: www.facebook.com/DadJokes



Council to close down showground's caravan park

Council to close down showground's caravan park

Travellers say it will mean they bypass the city.

Gladstone indie author completes eighth novel in two years

Gladstone indie author completes eighth novel in two years

It was the best feeling holding that first royalty cheque

Local Partners