At least he tried. Picture: punter1414/Reddit
At least he tried. Picture: punter1414/Reddit

X-rated note in child’s homework

THIS poor pupil had four attempts at spelling "account" but ended up writing something very offensive instead.

For their homework, the child was given the task of spelling "I have an account", "she has an account", "he has an account" and "you have an account".

However, in all the attempts made, the child managed to replace the word "account" with the C-word.

The unfortunate mistake was posted to Reddit by user u/punter1414 along with the cheeky caption: "We all have accounts!"

Responding to the hilarious clanger, one user wrote: "If at first you don't succeed …"

Another quipped: "You've got to a c**t for every possible spelling if you aren't sure."

One user joked: "One of them is not like the others."

Another Reddit user commented: "Nice to know that he has a cant and not a c**t."

-Read more.

At least he tried. Picture: punter1414/Reddit
At least he tried. Picture: punter1414/Reddit


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