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A MAN detested his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving 20 blocks from the house and leaving the cat at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he drove the cat 40 blocks away.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, but the feline would always beat him home.

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later, he called home: "Is the cat there?"

"Yes," his wife sad, "why do you ask?"

"Put him on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

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