"It's finally here! They said it couldn't be done, I said, 'bulls**t it can't be done!'"

That was Kyle Sandilands on KIIS FM this morning as he launched a new competition called "Kyle and Jackie O's Most Beautiful Penis Pageant".

After months of trying to get the competition over the line with KIIS FM bosses, the radio star proudly announced on air that it had been given the green light.

"This is the greatest day of my life," Kyle said. "This is what Trump must have felt like when he came up with Miss Universe pageant."

Kyle and Jackie O have a launched a penis pageant.
Kyle and Jackie O have a launched a penis pageant.

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Kyle and Jackie O explained that men who believe they have an aesthetically pleasing penis can enter the competition now via the KIIS FM website.

"Because we can't receive actual pictures, because it could be pictures of someone else or revenge porn … what you do is you describe your penis and why it's so beautiful," Jackie said about the entry form.

A finalist will be picked each day next week and on Monday, May 17 all five finalists will appear in studio to present their penises to Kyle and Jackie O during a pageant.

"Apparently you've got to put them in some unitard where everything's covered except for a hole for the penis," Jackie explained. "So we're not distracted by the beauty of someone."

"Or the grossness," Kyle added. "We are only judging by penis and penis alone."

Kyle and Jackie O’s radio show is the number one FM breakfast show in Sydney.
Kyle and Jackie O’s radio show is the number one FM breakfast show in Sydney.

Kyle said the man with the most beautiful pecker will win $1000 as well as a sash "which will drape around your penis declaring you as the most beautiful penis in the world and the little crown that was given to me by Fergie … well guess what, it fits right on the end of your penis!"

According to the terms and conditions, people must be a NSW resident and 21 years of age or older to enter the competition.

Originally published as Kyle's X-rated penis competition



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