An Ode to Queensland

WHEN you see them walking in the street they wear a mournful frown they'll never look you in the eye they shuffle at the ground.

Their shoulders they slump forward their face turns a pallid green the sight is oh so pitiful the worst you've ever seen.

What is this strange disease you ask that it can infect a person so and why is it so selective well I'm sure you want to know.

Well if you check their place of birth you'll find the strangest thing cause they all come from New South Wales and the Queenslanders had a WIN.

Bob Pacey



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